Some of the best WORST jokes I've ever heard

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Some of the best WORST jokes I've ever heard

Post by |]_/-\_|\| on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:42 pm

What happened to the Rhubarb robber?
- He's in custardy.

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
- Wasabi

Why was Greg afraid of going to the toilet after eating alphabetic soup?
- He thought it could spell disaster.

Why did the man buy a toy boat?
- Because there was a sail on.

What does Doctor Who like with his pizza?
- Dahlek bread.

What day of the week do people with no teeth hate?
- Tuesdays.

Why did Tim not want to eat Ski yoghurts any more?
- They've all gone downhill.

How come the lady at the massage parlour got fired?
- She rubbed someone up the wrong way.

Why does it take the Eastern European cleaner all day to clean up one room?
- She's a Slovak.

Someone fell into the coffee mix one day, and he died. At least it was instant.

For some reason, a stranger broke into a cage at a zoo. When he was asked why, he couldn't remember when asked, but what did he say?
- "Bear with me."
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Re: Some of the best WORST jokes I've ever heard

Post by SauronRevo on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:08 am

It's kind of sad that I actually laughed at some of these..
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Post by SauronRevo on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:02 am

I've recently started watching Doctor Who so I just got that one joke.  Man, I've been missing out on such a great show for so long!
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Post by Dex on Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:20 am

Ba dum tsh :3
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